My baby just slept through the night. Seven and a half hours with only one diaper change. I'm pretty sure that's impossible. Did I do something really good in a past life to deserve this??

I'm feeling sad today. I talk to my therapist tomorrow but it doesn't make me feel better knowing that.

THERE ARE BOOMS OUTSIDE THESE ASSHOLES BETTER NOT SCARE MY BABY!

Someone save me.

I'm feeling sick today with an upset tummy. Only snuggling my baby makes me feel better.

Babies are basically cats. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Is it weird that now that I have a baby I'm pulling out all the big words because he's never heard the word "scrumptious" and Iif I don't teach it him, who will?

Got my first cheater for the summer. I was enjoying summer so much but now I'm mad.

I am not writing right now because of my newborn baby, but I am basically rolling around in all the things I have already written and enjoying them. I would like to propose that this counts as writing.

The creature in the bassinet is highly suspicious.

The dichotomy of not giving writing advice because I don't know what I'm doing and hating other people's writing advice because I'm sure I know what I'm doing.

Did you know babies can have SNOT come out of their eyes?? Literal snot? Because I didn't know?? I thought he was dying!

Tangerine is still jealous.

I met Anne is getting ready for the semester. She's great.

I selected my son's pajamas tonight to summon the monsoon rains and end this terrible heat. Do you think it'll work?

My husband made the novice mistake of leaving his drawers open.

I'm back. I took a break to chase my toddler and write fanfic. Anyway, I still exist.

The start of the semester may kill me yet. New jobs suck.

This weekend was HELL (New jobs suck and ruin my routine) but I got everything done and even wrote something.