Is it too drastic to move out of a home because of ants?

I would get a cold days before I’m supposed to be induced. Praying this kid stays put until I feel better 😭

Only two more sleeps before I get to live my life without a constant state of heartburn, insomnia, and someone kicking my insides.

For the first time *finally* after 3 babies Aaron Running gets an actual paternity leave and I am so excited for it.

Life with a marvel obsessed kid

I've been up since 4am trying to get my newborn back to sleep and stay asleep. I'm going to need all the coffee. All of it.

I might actually melt

My newborn keeping me awake until sunrise everyday really makes me regret the lack of sleep I got in college by choice.

Me to my daughter: "The Bible tells us to be happy with people when they're happy and to be sad with people when they're sad." My daughter: "Dad, I don't want to hear what the Bible says right now." A reminder that she's only 4 years old.

Just got two out of my three kids to bed by 8 pm by myself. Where is my medal?

If you’re going to leave for work at 4am I think it should common knowledge to not drive a loud truck /car. Sincerely, a mom of a light sleeper.

Nope. Bye California. I’m leaving.

When Instagram & Facebook are down.

Found my 3 year old in the playroom eating all his Halloween candy. When confronted he showed me where he’s been hiding all the wrappers throughout the day. 😂

I’m sitting in a semi dark room with a snoring baby on my chest and I should be in bed. But… babies don’t keep. You know?

Up nursing the baby while everyone in our hotel room sleeps just thinking “wow that iced fountain Pepsi I had earlier was amazing”. What is wrong with me 😂

dang 13 years on twitter?? I remember when it started by basically texting all my tweets to my friends phones via sms. 😂#MyTwitterAnniversary

Our gardener has been parked in front of our house for almost an hour and he's just now starting. Just as the baby fell asleep. Like why.

Can't get over this guy.

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr