The key is to get hammered early 🎄

Things are getting out of hand! It was a 4/10 too!

President Biden has pledged $14b in state of the art weapons of war for Israel. And 20 trucks of humanitarian aid for Gaza. I cannot think of a sicker joke.

I was set upon by a group of immigrants in Dublin yesterday. They gave me a triple heart bypass and saved my life 🫀😊

I think I’d have probably won one if Liverpool were owned by a nation state, and pushed the rules so far that the PL charged us 115 times!! I was actually praising Pep’s team after the game on Sunday 🤷‍♂️😂

What ever happened to the sahara nuts they use to have in pubs?

I had never seen this video before, I recommend everyone to invest these 10 minutes. It’s all worth it. ❤️

Me after every episode of True Detective

That Leo Varadkar announcement must have been the equivalent of the Jurgen Klopp announcement but for landlords.

Lance Armstrong.

My favourite Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh quotes: "Seán Óg Ó hAilpín. His father's from Fermanagh. His mother's from Fiji. Neither a hurling stronghold." "The stopwatch has stopped. It’s up to God and the referee now. The referee is Pat Horan. God is God." "Teddy McCarthy to John

Galway beating Dublin got the hoarse commentary it deserved thanks to Galway Bay FM "SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS"

Jimmy Dore on Joe Rogan: "The world's terrorists are the United States."

Fire the little cunt.

Duran to Emery every time it hits 74th min

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #CPFC

Ireland vs The All Blacks.

Who came up with this 'splitting the G' nonsense? No proper Guinness drinker in Ireland ever does this.

I’ve recycled this Conor McManus stat a few times but no harm in one final update upon his retirement. Of his 9-291 in championship football, 1-49 (16%) came after 60th minute, 1-14 of it from play. Clutch. Monaghan were blessed to have him.

This is what Grealish is supposed to be. A cult hero at a small/medium sized club. A maverick that has the trust and confidence to create special moments. Dying archetype of footballer.