1 nil down half hour to go at home and not made a substitution or attempted to change the formation!! Southgate has got a case of the tuchels!!

2 substitutions both like for like! No wonder carlo is about 104 years old and still winning European cups!! Modern football managers ain’t worth a wank!!!

Cunt!! Ain’t got that in his locker for Chelsea! Long streak of German piss!!

That’s my boy!!

Me cunting of southgates substitutions! That’s why I drive a digger and he’s England manager I suppose 😂😂

See!! This is what happens when you have the bolloxs to attack!!!

I just watched a game of football and wasn’t bored!! Not used to this!!

Hi oli how’s the Barnet? You washed it yet?

Know how Eden was brilliant 1 season then went missing and found form just before a major tournament! Well Hevertz has taken that to another level!! He’s skipped the brilliant part!! It’s all about Germany for that man!

Woke up this morning and realised havertz is actually a top class player!! But only for his national side 🤷‍♂️

So Mikel has retired! Good player although imo could have been even better! But compared to what plays in the middle of the park for Chelsea nowadays!! He’s pele maradona and messi all rolled into one!! Happy retirement sir!

Has he not broke a nail or maybe got a splinter?

Didn’t know you were an iron ⁦Holly Willoughby⁩ Philip on the other hand 🤔

2 days till the fucking chels are back!! Need a proper football fix!!!

Herpes

Knowing my luck if I said no to a hooker they would send me 2 scrumhalfs 😂😂😂

Another new manager yet I still have to see Jorginho in a Chelsea shirt!! Words fail me!!

Anyone want a stream

An attacking midfielder scoring!! No I fucking never!!!

It’s taken mr potter 55mins of his 1st league game to realise what most sensible chels have known for over 4years!!