“It’s not trimesters it’s a quarter system and a 5-year program. So the first year you go to school and get off for the summer. Then the next 3 years you work half a year and go to school half a year. Then senior year is all school.” Drexel Dragons x.com/MomoMaicon/sta…

some creepy guy in a coffee shop is trying to hit on me and not taking a hint and just asked me if I was from Boston so I said yes to throw him off my trail

The app is called “You’re Cancelled.” When you’ve made plans that you wish you could cancel, you go into the app and press a little button. If the other person presses theirs too, congratulations! Confetti exploded and your plans are cancelled.

The Shakira GIF you've been waiting for.

brought home wine to pair with my dinner, made dinner, and burned my hands twice and then my elbow, I'm DONE WITH YOU Mercury Retrograde and you don't even happen until TOMORROW

Been social distancing for so long that self care is boring and exhausting and I’m ready for something DIFFERENT like a PARTY with FRIENDS where I wake up hungover the next day but at least I will have interacted with people IRL and eaten cheese ya know? #UGH

y’all know what i mean by a soup day? like when it’s hella bleak + rainy outside and u just wanna eat soup and listen to lorde

this is my favorite tweet of 2020

do gen z know we used to upload 90 photos to a facebook album after every single night out? they’d be so mortified for us.

sorry bad things do happen in Philadelphia. Have you ever seen the Erin Express

2020!!!!

April 1 who did I think I was???

I wish I was a better plant mom in college because my apt. had south-facing windows and had light for DAYS and now that I have north-facing windows I will never take that for granted again

wait we go back to getting dressed?

nothing like realizing I have to microdose meth to get anything done #adhd #FridayThoughts

why am i crying in the club now

I actually said "thank you for standing up for the rights of my internal organs today" what kind of dystopian fresh hell is this