My first impressions of mahle continue to worsen

April 4: One Good, One Bad, One Learned open.substack.com/pub/stephafter…

When I stub my toe, I frankly want everyone to stfu while I collect myself. So I can’t imagine how I would feel as an MLB catcher, taking a foul ball to the nuts, doubled over in pain trying not to throw up as “Green Onions” is blaring. An actual nightmare. #guardsball

1) 22 year old 2) 36 year old who can’t open chips 3) 23 year old 4) 27 year old A true all-time specimen

The Guardians honored José Ramírez before his 1,620th game, a Guardians all-time record

Every infielder touched the ball 😅 This is the first 5-6-4-3 double play since 1995! (h/t Elias Sports Bureau, Sarah Langs)

This is what it feels like watching a player challenge a pitch that you can clearly tell on TV was called correctly

Followed by the Royals immediately putting a position player on the mound 😭 Love to see it

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Jorge Soler hitting another home run while appealing his suspension

DEVERS!!! WE NEEDED THIS! #sfgiants

Me: *throws an outside fastball with perfect pin point pitching* MLB The Show:

GOOD. Cancel the Avatar-themed land at DCA and let the Monsters Inc. ride stay 🙂‍↕️

The Giants won a series!!! #sfgiants

Sad I’m not watching the game, but let me tell you, nothing hits like a Jon Miller home run call. #sfgiants

“Andrew Bailey” yeah, I’m all done with these Apple TV broadcasts lolol

I thought I liked these San Diego City Connects, but watching them in action right now it’s bothering me that the pants don’t quite match the jerseys. The white font should be the same color as the pants, or vice versa. So for that reason, I am out.

I have some thoughts about Bader, and they aren’t good. 🫠

Konnor Griffin is living rent-free in Cavalli’s head right now. Probably would have done less damage to just let him steal at this point.