Great to hear Justin ROSE bought himself out of his contract with Honma Golf. Would’ve never won another major playing with gold plated irons from wish.com

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😩😩 Manchester City

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Great day out Mount Juliet Estate

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Am I the only one more worried about his chipping technique rather than him pulling the belly out of himself?

“My opinion is they shouldn’t be here” 🗣

BBC reporting on DPRK (North Korea) overlaid on queen funeral procession

Who’s cutting onions? Joey Lowe

.Shane Lowry reacting to Viktor's chip in at the first 💪 #TeamEurope | #RyderCup

When there’s a choice of eggs at the breakfast buffet

Man united lost against Nottingham forest Ten hag & Antony in post-game press conference:

Is this how all the other English felt when the Queen died? #Klopp

Put this fuckbag down

Cheers Matt Cooper! Car keys, phone and driving license recovered from the lake on the 9th PowerscourtGolf! I'll drop this back into the pro shop for you during the week!

Well done Emirates for doing absolutely nothing about the drunk guy who was putting his arm around children, touching my wife and squaring up to an air stewardess. Horrible end to our holiday as WE are now giving statements to the police!