God I fucking hate the fact that I’m balding at the age of 19

A10 aryan eyes

just passed my last exam and I can finally get my dream job as a gynecologist

Women owes me sex

if you're at the age of 25 or over and your only source of income is crypto, you're a bum.

$PUSS is not just a coin. It’s a force of nature. It’s a meme. It’s a movement. It’s a platypus with a purpose.

god bless my rich baby mama

oh it went up? cool.

I just ate out a prostitute

fucking a hooker with staus is the equivalent of smoking weed with snoop dogg

Stay mogging my friends

BREAKING 🚨 pump fun (pump.fun) X got suspended. Rumoured to be banned.

identify as smart and you'll become smart, identify as smarter and you'll remain an idiot.

My latina sidechick just got pregnant, might have to call ICE on her.

I’m wondering if I text my shoulder injury maybe it will leave me too

Let’s get the worm Early bird shit u wouldn’t get it

nigga

modern trojan horse

just robbed the casino

when the spliff starts to feel like someone is bashing your head in with a baseball bat