The number one proven way to detect wether someone is norwegian or not is to yell out «goodbye on the bathroom» and see who calls you an old chocolate

Norway’s top 3 best kept secrets: 3. the russian borderpatrol 2. The undergruound tunnels to sweden 1. the location of the cloudberryfields.

Netflix and chill? More like fredagstaco and gullrekka

Norwegian ferje-staples •svele •kaffi •is •avis

Prices on norwegian ferrys are Aproximately 789053% higher than anywhere else

Norway is currently drier than your mothers sense of humor

Norwegians when it rains: «Ah man. All i want is some sun and heat» Norwegians when its sunny: «actually.. now its a little too hot and dry. All i want is some rain and cooler temperatures»

If your crime novel has not been written by Jo Nesbø, is it even a crime novel?

En tesla To teslae

All Norwegians agree that the Thor from Marvel is inaccurate according to norse myth, but all norwegians agree that Chris Hemsworth is worthy 💪

During spring, summer and fall, norwegians only drive teslas, but during winter they have to whip out the old polar bear from the garage to guide them through the ruthless ice and snow

Rumor has it that the next installment in the «bølgen»-franchise will be called «ruskeværet»

Little saturday > hump day

Acceptable terms for potato balls with sausages, cholrabi and bacon: •raspeball •komle •heavenly deliciousness

11/10 norwegians agree that Norway has the best tap water in the world 🤤💦

78% of norwegians will avoid conversations with strangers on the bus, but 100% of norwegians will listen in to others conversations

Darkness in Norway is now at aprox 43,2% Darkness will increase steadily until december 21, when we reach 100% darkness

Things norwegians are good at: •skiing •avoiding strangers •complaining about tiny things when they in reality are quite happy

Only real norwegians are able to wake up in the mornings during the winter half year

200% of all norwegians agree that a wavy cheese slicer makes brown cheese taste even better