This thread gave me a bad idea but I need someone smarter than me to tell me why it’s bad. “Ownership” in Bitcoin is assigned based on either having a private key that can unlock a UTXO, or by a custodian setting aside a certain amount in a for-benefit-of account. But key

labitbu

I just spent an hour restoring the hackathon version of labubu_assets and digging through the source code to discover why, exactly my day 1 labitbu is lost forever but I can't be bothered to reply to an email in under 3 hours most days

now how tf am I supposed to sit through meetings rn

Being a Swiftie is so great, I’ve gotten several texts congratulating ME today for her engagement 🧨🧨

Have any marriages ever started in the eBay dms?

At the end of the day our lord and savior Michael Saylor’s opinion on filters is the only one that matters

help I keep referring to vibe coding as “shitposting in git”

Happy forced tax loss harvesting day everyone!

the more I study blockchains, the more I appreciate Proof-of-Work beautifully simple

Women in crypto events and conference sessions that don’t end up with someone crying in the first 10 minutes, aren’t just pats on the back for “empowerment” or whatever, and aren’t just feeders for enormous tg chats where people just peddle more events. Who’s building this?

Shitcoin crowd trying to have serious privacy tech conversations, BTC maxis accusing each other of uh…crime. 🤔

I am a fangirl for tax software, Awaken is that good honestly

this is the first crypto app I’ve seen that even has a shot at being interesting to a huge chunk of women