This guys fucking retarted

Drinking Captain Morgan, who tf is Morgan? Anyone know

Hard being the best at everything in the friend group ngl takes more effort than you think winning every time and staying humble. #humble #3peat #smashbros

Fucking sitting here rn on my couch, thinking if I should drink tn. Thoughts it’s all or nothing.

Fucking stupid kid 2 spots next to me right now, he’s so gay.