when I get MARRIED my WIFE will be in THE KITCHEN where she STAYS and I WILL ALSO be there BECAUSE it’s ALSO our BED ROOM. we live in a VERY SMALL studio apartment because we are POOR

My wife: where the heck did you spend $25,000 last night? Me:

Here are the most epic Cramer memes Share yours in the thread below 👇

You could have bought Nvidia at $750 a month ago but instead you bought food to feed your family. Idiot!

nothing pierces your heart more than seeing the stock you just bought not go up 20% instantly after 5 minutes ☹️

Stock market looking like the dev turned off sells wtf are they doing over there

H/T 💰 😂

Finance Professor with no industry experience explaining to undergrads that the market is efficient

No matter what happens guys

DO NOT make fun of me if one of the investment positions i am in is not going in my favor. that is INAPPROPRIATE

My feed is just retail investors posting screenshots of literal millions in gains from unprofitable and even zero revenue businesses…and then some fundamental investors slowly going insane, screaming into the void

I would rather make 200k a year and be unemployed than make 50k a year working a job

This market right now is eerily like the one in 1638.

cpi is 0.1% cooler so lets add another x3 multiple to equities

When you lose 40% because you hedged against 3% currency debasement with crypto

My entire net worth is in third order Rapture derivatives. If the chance of “the chance of “the chance of the Rapture exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%” exceeds 5%, i lose my house