I'm just a better, more functional member of society when MSU wins. I don't know how else to explain it.

Someone please make it make sense

Your employer should give you a recess break if it is 60 degrees or warmer

“Who wants to go to the dive bar and take over the touch tunes?”

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

The Sopranos (1999)

No explanation needed

replied to a work email on my phone in front of my dad

They are not.

Until next season Dmo 💔

Me, knowing nothing changes at midnight

chiefs won, lions got eliminated, and tiktok got banned all in the same day

you want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar?

accidentally became important at work

Very cool of Elle Duncan and Sportscenter to highlight and honor Isaac today ❤️

me since the episode dropped

The perfect day: - Show up here at 8:30am - 9 hours of Zoom calls with people working from home - 30 minute paid lunch break - Leave at 5:30pm and drive 45 minutes home It doesn't get better than this!

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess