I see Senator Oz is likely and I for one am thankful my daughter will no longer find gay marijuana in the mail!

17 years ago today, SNY announced Gary Cohen would become the play-by-play announcer of Mets games. What’s your favorite Gary Cohen call/moment?

I’m here for this moment in #Mets history.

Yes but imagine my surprise in my late teens when I learned what Santa Monica Boulevard was. All those years of mishearing SherylCrowLovers sing “Until the sun comes up, and a Santa mommy couple of hard” 🎶

Clearly focused on that inflation.

lol the actual USGS explaining the difference between the peak and her daddy's house.

deGrom will be missed and watched with bittersweet memories by #Mets fans for at least a few years. Sadness.

"And suddenly, almost in unison, #Mets fans followed Kate Upton-- out of support for Justin, of course." 🤣

Hey SFGiants It looks like your payment couldn’t be processed at this time. Please try again. #LGM

Lmao everyone waking up to the news now 👍🏻👍🏻❤️ #LGM

They out here inventing grasses and holding penalties smh my head #SuperBowl #PooperBowl

HOW MANY???? How many shirts need to be unwillingly adorned with spots of espresso brown?? Starbucks, I want unions to fight for fair pay, benefits, and properly sealing lids for iced beverages. Do better.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Megyn Kelly doing a literal “No, YOU” 🤣🤣 Know what we say at work, Megyn? Bring a solution with your problem. Just out here in the dark void of checkmarks, shouting at strangers like the cat lady at the bus stop shouts at passing traffic. Do better.

Acuna fuck off that was slick

Elon Musk is a cis manbaby

DAVID PETERSON

Pictured with Amber ⚾️’Connor!!!!

D4 bad