The most entertaining thing on Xitter right now. Truly a fascinating look into the minds of people who did eat breakfast and lunch.

They say everyone has a hero. My hero? Garbage men.

Jesus fucking christ. I can't. I can't do this anymore.

The inventor of Webp can lick my taint.

The time to delete this was *before* you posted it. It's out now and I am sure investors would be interested in this kind of mitigation... financially.

Surely this is the last AM4 CPU. For realsies this time. AM4 will never die. At this point in time it's just a meme.

Traded my soul 12 wings and 12 wedges at 7-11.

Send tweet.

This guy kills everything he promotes. He's gonna kill the entire tech space all by himself.

Some guy quote tweeted this and was poo-pooing people learning stuff. Can we not poo-poo people? Like shit man, amateur hour is my life and that's okay.

Pretty sure everyone ass-mad about this has never heard of Poe's Law.

It was supposed to be that way. Wait until you get all the *good* smells.

I resisted the urge to tell someone their business card sucks, and if they gave it to me I would throw it away immediately. I'm getting better.

Geoff Keighley called. He wants this tweet shut down.

Starfleet Academy. The only place on Earth where dogs accidentally step in human shit and not the other way around.

So the replies aren't going your way? You can change. You don't have to be shit.

This looks like misery. I don't mean the great Kathy Bates movie, either.