You know you've been driving for to long when you're listening to the radio and hear the evening show comment on a joke the drive home show made about the breakfast show... #iwasthere

I've faced problems and overcome many challenges in my life, but how on earth do I get a 2-year-old to stop drinking the sodding bath water! 🤬

I'm surprised it has taken Boris Johnson this long to make face coverings mandatory, especially after how good a job he done covering Dominic Cummings. Nice little retail opportunity for shops to sell you a mask on the way in. news.sky.com/story/coronavi…

I'm frugal with shower gel, but i've saved money during lockdown and treated myself to some Bulldog Peppermint. Fuck me. It felt like I had strapped an ice pack to my balls and opened every window in the house. The last time I felt similar, I was on antibiotics for 2 weeks!🥴

What items were banned at your school as a child? We brainstormed at work yesterday and came up with; - Pokemon cards - Tamagotchi - Crazy Bones - Yo-yo - Forged bank notes... 🤨 #banned #90skids #pokemon #tamagotchi #playground

Donald Trump has said he will "be right eventually" that coronavirus will "disappear". Aye, but a broken clock is right twice a day, doesn't stop it from being fucked and in need of repair. news.sky.com/story/coronavi…

Just finished the first series of Detectorists. What a brilliantly original show. Fighting the urge to buy a metal detector and have a go though, don't think I have any points left with the wife, especially after the telescope saga... 😃

Here is a clip of UK politics being discussed in Parliament, and then Jeremy Corbyn turns up... #CorbynWasRight #Socialist #WWF #WWE

I'm fed up of taking cheese and ham sandwiches for lunch everyday. So today I made ham and cheese. Winner.

Have a listen or just laugh at the 007 Goldeneye inspired pics, either way, check out @LapPods 🎸

Imagine The Rock, Dwayne Johnson, the Brahma Bull, did in fact run for President... could he get the backing of the People? 🤔 #TheRock #President #wrestling #wwe

I enjoying looking at tins of often crumpled, sometimes blurry, pictures of me as a child. It is a shared experience and a trip down memory lane with the family. These days a kid is just going to be chucked a micro sd card or be told "you have baby folder on facebook" Sad times

Do you still print pictures of your children?

The roast is prepped, and this week's Sunday afternoon comedy selection - Yes Minister.

Buying a house, marriage, kids... but nothing makes me feel more adult than filling up the fruit bowl.

Anyone have a recommendation for a good site to get documents printed and wire bound?

Had a Penalty Charge Notice arrive today for stopping in a box junction. I was livid, I've never so much as slowed down in one, let alone stopped! I looked at the video evidence on the link they provided... so, do I pay by cash or card? 😬

A friend called and said "Harry Maguire is avoiding jail for £90k!" I googled for the story, 2 very different results... 🤔

Can someone get me a pen and paper, need to do the math here... #Government #BackToSchool #backtowork #BorisJohnson #coronavirus