@spearminthyde
demotivational speaker
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calendar_today05-04-2011 01:24:21
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a year ago
Blue cross and blue shield
god wanted me to never stop believing in love so he sent me my friends
I’m trying to be on my phone less to focus on being on my computer more I hope you understand
why the fuck would you stick a feather in your cap and call it macaroni
oh good you brought your negative presence with you
brain feels like this
it’s just something about those three circles 14/
Søren Kierkegaard in 1848... oh boy was he prescient
Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen... okaycanyouseeit?
8 months ago
thank you if you loved me in 2024
6 months ago
5 months ago
5 years.
4 months ago
Happy 28th birthday to my daughter Savannah!! Yes I have a 28 year old and a 6 year old; every 22 years I’m gonna have a kid.
3 months ago
“keeps the score” is not a violent enough description of whatever the fuck my body does
.Grok draw me based off my tweets
2 months ago
the cycle of life