she’s an icon. she’s a legend. she IS the moment.

And lead us not into penn station

I will never understand how some girls can pull off athletic headbands so well. Whenever I put one on, I look like Bret Michaels.

Over the last five years, I have made it my mission to spread the word of the OG Scandalous Media 📸 SMG blog posts at work social functions. Today, I watched someone ask about it on Slack and another team member jump in to respond. My gospel has been heard.

Well, it finally happened — I forgot I had a roller in my hair and joined a Zoom call for work.

I’ve watched this video so many times on Twitter and TikTok and I just NEED to know the tea she was going to spill…

this can’t be the same internet I raised my neopets on

Brick Heck is literally the best character to ever grace television screens.

Just accidentally spilled lavender essential oils all over my desk. I’m about to be the most zen my job has ever seen me

Saw someone refer to themselves as a “Holiday Hoarder” on TikTok and I’ve never felt more connected to someone.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... LET'S GO GIRLS ❤️‍🔥

Hold on y’all I gotta take this

it’s been a hot second since I tweeted about a #client/film I worked on so heyyyy if you need something to watch this weekend, check out #G20Movie on Prime Video 🫡

Me checking my birth chart to see why my life is like this.

I keep thinking it’s October. Guess I went a little too hard with the Sunmerween decorations and movie marathons🤷🏻‍♀️

party rock has never been less in the house tonight than this moment in time

Gilmore Girls fall this, Gilmore Girls fall that. I’m sorry, but fall is for rewatching Scream Queens, AHS Coven and AHS Murder House.

Today a complete stranger complimented me on my gift wrapping skills. It is the best compliment I’ve ever received. I’ll be riding this high through the holiday season (and the rest of my life) 🎁

Spending years working in entertainment PR (primarily in the reality TV space) means I always have a random anecdote about a contestant on The Traitors.