ᅠᅠㅤ ㅤㅤ ＊╱ 𝓘𝘵'𝘴 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝐨𝐨𝘭 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺'𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘴; › ɑ clever, cчnicαl bɑstɑrd who wıll destroч чour mınd. ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠϙ𝗎𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇 ʙ𝖾𝖼𝗄 --- 𝐦𝗒𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗈 ᅠᅠ ㅤㅤㅤ

˜”*°• - •°*”˜ ᴰᵉᶜᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ²⁵ᵗʰ, ¹⁸:²⁰ 𝐂ʜʀɪꜱᴛᴍᴀꜱ— ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀᴅᴅᴇᴅ ʟɪɴɢᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛꜱ .

˜”*°• 𝘾𝙄𝙍𝘾𝙇𝙀 𝘾𝘼𝙇𝙇. ♡ ᴛᴏ ᴊᴏɪɴ Qᴜɪʟʟ’ꜱ ɴꜱꜰᴡ +18 ᴄɪʀᴄʟᴇ.

❝ Phew— been some time… what’d I miss?

Cue a small eyebrow quirk. ❝ I did?… I mean, yeah-yeah, I did!

❝ Tsk- Arms would cross over his own chest, while facial features would twist as he pondered. ❝ Hm… Oh! We went to… uhm.. school together? Yeah, right!? He’s playfully teasing.

❝ Ka-Chow!! Cue a steamy air guitar session In the flesh. Head starts rocking back and forth as he feels the rhythm of the nonexistent Instrument In his hands. ❝ Wait- A pause. ❝ -What’d I win?

He’d dig Into his pocket and pull out a candy bar, slowly unwrapping It as he’d nod towards Janet. ❝ A few. Here and there, kinda neat actually… want some? He’d offer a half of the sweet.

❝ ᴡʜᴏ ᴇʟꜱᴇ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴄʜᴀʟʟᴇɴɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ᴏꜰ 𝐂ᴏʟᴏꜱꜱᴜꜱ?!

Coffee has arrived. He’s claiming that as his new nickname.

… He uhm… Phew- he’s in the spot line. He was calling himself coffee- but, he does have coffee flavored taffy candy(?).

“Sure thing, Goldilocks- for the small amount of only 10 dollars and a sandwich.”

It does? He means… yeah, It does! Digging Into his pocket and pulling out a candy and quarter. “You seem like you need It.”

❝ Woah… you expect me to wear 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩?!

❝ Can we discuss this? Over some… coffee, or some strawberries coated in chocolate? In my bedroom… ahem.

❝ Tsk- we’ll be up all night, Cute Stuff. I’ll make you see galaxies, BAM! They don’t call me Starlord for nothing-

❝Oh- He didn’t think he’d get this far. ❝Uhm. How do you feel about the strawberries?

||• I don’t think I can add people Into my circle anymore?… Sorry, are they removed, I’ve been gone for 69 years, what’s going on.