As an alpha male, I rebuke rollercoasters. I will not be jostled and flown along a silly track according to another man's engineering. Flipping around some pervert's dream. And what if I squeal??

abigail did not add john to her myspace favorites

When someone unfriends you on Steam that's when you know they really don't fw you anymore cause I've got all my mortal enemies on my Steam friend list I'm too lazy to remove any of them

nobody tells you that when you make your dnd character too much like you that you're gonna burst into tears when your character lashes out and destroys things and gets glass shards in her and your friend's character just patches her up, holds her and tells her it isn't her fault

daily affirmations: - i am not afraid to keep on living - i am not afraid to walk this world alone - honey if you stay i’ll be forgiven - nothing you can say can stop me going home

love that most dragon lore characterises them as majestic, mysterious, dangerous, massive, powerful beings and cressida cowell was like nah theyre mean little cats that call you names in their own language and set your shit on fire if you don't feed them enough

has a planned out and coherent structure in the franchise's timeline? not really in the spirit of saw then

Im giong to get euthnized later but for right now im haivng fun and playing

my therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick “kill anyone who disagrees with you”

it was very brave of rockstar to just put applejack and big mac from mlp in their cowboy game and then change the names to arthur and sadie

there's just something about knowing you'll be splattered with blood in five days thats really really fun /gen /i am starting a butcher course /i am being normal about it i swear

if i was a superhero idk what my power would be but i am confident my superhero name would be bite risk

i was born on valentine's day so my name was almost valentine and. i think about that a lot

apparently 99% of butchery is just practicing acting like it doesnt hurt your feelings when people imply you're dangerous