I took a trip on a Gemini spacecraft and I thought about you

Ratstronaut

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Snoopy and Charlie Brown are my favorite Apollo modules

How the fuck are we gonna beat the Russians now?

Should I do coke in space next time?

I’ll keep you guys posted

My mission is tomorrow, wish me luck sneaking in the coke into the spacecraft

I managed to sneak in the bag in my ass, now I’m in space with it

I have been officially forced to apologize to all of you and NASA for taking coke to space, sorry it got into the vents and intoxicated my crewmate nearly causing a deadly landing, it won’t happen again

It been a while

No space cocaine

If you’re not supposed to sleep in space then why is it so comfy?

Which one is cozier? Soyuz or Gemini?

Space bitches

Would Santa still get me presents if I was in space?

I just heard terrible news from the future, apparently I have to say to support Palestine

I keep forgetting to like tell all of you what’s been going on but basically NASA threatened to not let me go to space anymore something about taking coke to space being “A bad look for the agency” and “Terribly irresponsible” and how I’m “Addicted”

Why didn’t you tell me the guy making all these rockets was a Nazi?

I’ll get him the cheese I’m gonna extract from The Moon