"Yarr pissing me off"

Heads up, New Kid! In 10 minutes Phone Destroyer will go through a 2 hour server maintenance during which the game can't be played. Thank you for your patience!

Bradley is a powerful support who makes your other cards shine on the battlefield, New Kid! Which version of him is your favorite to play?

"Moo!"

"I keep my bells shiny!"

"Peace be with you, children!"

Thunderbird or Alien Drone? Which of these flying machines is your favorite to play with, New Kid?

It's time for another Cheesy Poof Shop event, New Kid! Collect Cheesy Poofs from events and lockers, and get awesome prizes from Cartman's store!

Happy Halloween, New Kid! Share us your South Park costumes!

The last card release of South Park: Phone Destroyer will take place next week during our 5th anniversary! To celebrate the long journey together, we will be giving all players free copies of the card on Friday November 11th! Tune in on Monday for the card reveal!

Dr. Mephesto is ready to emerge from the lab with his greatest invention yet, extendable asses! Get ready to test the new card in this week's Chaos Mode and log in this Friday to claim a free copy of the new card!

The LAST CARD has finally arrived! It's DR. MEPHESTO and his Asses of Doom! Check out this sneak peek preview :D Enjoy! youtube.com/watch?v=EQO5UE…

"There are never too many asses!" Go test Dr. Mephesto in this week's Chaos Mode where the new legendary card will be added to your deck automatically, New Kid!

It's the 5th anniversary of Phone Destroyer! Celebrate with the new Dr. Mephesto legendary card in the game.

Dr. Mephesto is finally here! Log in today to get a free copy of the new LEGENDARY card as a free anniversary gift, New Kid!

In addition to the free gift, you can claim another free copy of Dr. Mephesto by finishing this weekend's event, New Kid! Go play now and let us know what you think of the new card!

Dr. Mephesto has some great synergies with both defensive and aggressive cards, such as towers, lava or headhunters! Which cards are you playing with this mad scientist, New Kid?

Don't forget to log in today to still claim your free copy of Dr. Mephesto if you haven't yet, New Kid! And while you're at it, increase the amount of asses in your phone with this wallpaper!

Hey New Kids!  We're aware of the ongoing server issues. You may have noticed connection errors, invalid battle results, and slower than normal loading. We're actively investigating, and working to have the issue fixed soon.

The server issues have been solved and you can get back to destroying phones, New Kid! There will also be a compensation gift with a free legendary card among other goodies waiting for you when you log in! Thank you for your patience while the connection issues persisted.