FUCK YOU I THOUGHT THIS WAS IT

Let me be very clear. If bringing down the largest child sex trafficking ring in history will “collapse the world as we know it” then the world as we know it needs to collapse.

HOT TAKE: nobody in 1975 needed a budget app, a financial coach, and a side hustle to afford a two bedroom apartment. this isn’t a personal finance problem. it’s a wage theft problem.

We’re not lazy. We’re exhausted. From working. From cutting back. From still falling behind. Burnout is economic.

You are getting on this plane come hell and high water. And to be clear, EYE am the hell AND the high water

Men want peace but then half of the time, the 'peace' they're begging for is silence while they misbehave.

Patriarchy: If you don't want an unplanned pregnancy, keep your legs closed. Women: ... that's not... You know what? Fine. Patriarchy: Also, pick better men. Stop dating as*holes and deadbeats. Women: On it. <male loneliness epidemic and declining birth rates enter the chat>

Sometimes you just gotta call out work because fucc them folks and that’s the only reason

Ugh. It’s still in my blood. 😭😭😭

Being Alive by Sondheim will always be the blueprint for how I would want my love life to go.

Lmaooooo a troll

I’m sorry, but Karen is full of shit and no one is really holding her feet to the fire

Friendly Reminder: Billionaires that eat babies and rape children are telling you an abortion is the worst thing you can do.

Clinton was impeached for lying about a BJ. Nixon resigned over one burglary. Now, Trump has 34 felony convictions and 1 million mentions in the Epstein files. But he's still president??? The system is broken. PUT HIM IN F**KING PRISON.

If you post a pic of me on my deathbed to social media, there won’t be enough sage, palo santo, or bible verses to keep me from whooping your ass every night you close your eyes for bed.

Y’all got mad at Michelle Obama.

Express Oul Change got 50% off oil changes this weekend. Just so yall know.

One generational Curse I’m breaking is celebrating whatever holiday I want. Growing up of it wasn’t in the church we absolutely could not do it. I’m making sure my girlie knows it’s ok to celebrate holidays just because. And I’m looking forward to creating traditions with her.

I’m pissed because the one place I wanted to go to tomorrow for dinner I didn’t make reservations for and they booked up. Oh well.

They giggling too much for me.