once i transcribed a podcast interview with a foreign policy hawk and otter gave me an action item that read “☑️ war with China”

I bring a sort of “why did you drag me to a bar in the marina” vibe to bars in the marina that the men in moisture wicking golf shirts really don’t like

Bryan Johnson morning rave bf, Diplo 5k gf

2014: diplo at razzmatazz 2024: Diplo 5k along the embarcadero

All 2 of them

the two astronauts trapped in space have a voting plan so i don’t want to hear excuses from anyone

It created my habit of buying cute little notebooks that I never write in

The Bear is a comedy if we’re going by ancient greek definitions which to be honest I didn’t think we still were as a society

Request for at least 2 movies out of this: a buddy comedy called Operation: Below the Belt & a high drama big score biopic titled Pager Duty

I’m the type of delusional to understand this is a gift from the cosmos for my birthday

so close! that is the same moon

People don’t know what a bay leaf looks like let alone the proper insides of an electronic device

I will vote for whichever mayoral candidate keeps the bouncy walkway

Who’s going to tell him it’s just spooky season decorations