Oooophhhh

Quote of the day" "You wouldn't make a profit if you were cutting drugs on those scales" By MY FATHER 😳

Shopping with twins is like being a walking talking tourist attraction - everyone wants a look and the story!

Had lost the password for here but am back with post Brexot angst and fear about America. Oh and worries about the new arsenal season!

Am glad that the best alternative has been left but seriously like being left with malaria rather than Cholera!

That frustrating time of the year where you check transfer news on a daily and NOTHING is happening! #afc

First game of the season sorted! Whoop

Taught the 8yr old nephew to mix a G&T. Love he has learnt the phrase 'don't drown the gin' 😂

And seriously @bbc why do we have to change channels every 30 mins to watch the olympics??

Fair play to Lineker #MOTD

Nothing more exciting than the noise on first day of the season - hope!

Really grear Arsenal. Wasted precious baby sitting time on this shower of shite! Sort it out!!

Spend some effing Money #wenger

No does how we are going to survive this season at this rate. No fire power

About to listen to #Blonde #frankocean which is finally finally been released only 3 years late!

Trying to get to the hairdressers with Carol Flint on her way to babysit but been scuppered by the M25 and #thunderstorms 👎🏼

Current grammar nazi moment is "whom" and the general inability to use it properly! "Whom do those feet belong to" on baby TV. Grrrrr

Nice little hat trick for the man himself Sanchez

I do not understand why #TheresaMay has not openly condemned the horrendous actions of Trump. Unelected by us and a complete coward.