“Actually, it’s not. I only know because you kinda told me pretty soon after we met.” He’ll just squeeze her hand a bit harder.

“Yeah, I’m more of the type that just ends up having a giant crush on you.”

“Please don’t die, I’ll freak the fuck out.”

“If you don’t, you might get a kiss for being super wrong.”

“Okay, you’re definitely joking about dying.” He rolled his eyes before pressing a kiss to her cheek.

“No fork. I do have a kiss for you, though.” He’s very much joking, don’t mind him.

“We can go to my place and get you a fork. Don’t worry.”

“Are you going to share the pie with me if it’s not poisoned?”

“Well, you’ll have to take a bit of the inside of the pie. I mean, why would someone poison the crust? Or at all?”

“Alright, alright. I’ll get you a fork. No need to worry.”

“I’m good without pie. I prefer Peach Cobbler.”

“Yeah, I did. Do you know what kind of pie it is?”

“That sounds nice. I kinda like apple pie.”

“Hopefully, Uma. If it’s not, you can tell me.”

“Nope!” He grinned, squeezing her hand a little bit.

“I have no concept of.... a lot of things, actually. Too many things.”

“Well, it’ll suck if it’s poisoned.”

“Good. I’d hate to die before making sure the future you’re from doesn’t happen.”

“It is now because I’m putting it on myself.”

He hasn’t been here in a while. But, he missed U. Thurman.. So, he might have just walked up to her and kissed her?