Yah i'm all for Byleth being is Smash but i'm more for them just sending their students to do all the work #SuperSmashBrosUltimate #FireEmblemThreeHouses

“You’re fine professor. Technically you weren’t wrong after, just half right is all~” She’d wink. “And tea with you sounds divine~”

Professor, age 36, found dead, with 62 stab wounds. Last seen with the Archbishop, last known words were “Why so ‘Serios?’”

The Bylethippsters. ‘Were Byleth before it was cool—‘

“Ok now this is just getting out of hand.” In too deep by Sum 41 begins playing in the background—

On soviet twitter, you don’t find lewd. Lewd finds you.

The irony of Rhea being a MILF? She herself has mommy issues—

And so they have come. We’re now in the final stages— The bots pretending to be real life accounts are coming. Welp I definitely took a wrong turn somewhere, mission abort! Mission abort!

Sings in Pansexual—

She begs to differ. Manuela is all thighs. And chest. And curves. .... she thicc—

Manuela is dummy thicc. In other news water is wet.

Manuela doesn’t just have regular thighs. She has;

I swear I’m not just a shit post account; I promise—

. . . . . . . Low blow—

She heard Edelgard likes mice—

Depends on the Professor; For Byleth; Fish For Hanneman, rare crests. And for Manuela; adult beverages

Honestly; Manuela is one bad windy day away from a major wardrobe malfunction. And of course her place of work is on top of a mountain—

She plays a very dangerous game—

It’s a friend she found in her room~ Don’t worry it’s got all it’s shots— Oh look, it wants to give Edie a hug!

It’s innocent!