If you can't handle me at my Metapod, you don't deserve me at my Butterfree.

i just want to go to a county fair and eat a pork sandwich served by an 11 year-old then sit on a wet bench next to a braless woman smoking a cigarette

I pastor at a First Nations church. Lots of Canadians are insisting that the racism that created residential schools is in the past. It’s not true. My FN youth get followed around Walmart. There have been cases of discrimination against FN people’s in hospitals THIS year.

true romance

humour is so funny am i right guys

JADE HELM CONFIRMED

what is your favorite sport

learn teen slang: LOL: Laugh Out Loud HYSS: Have You Seen Steven DSKTC: Does Steven Know the Coordinates TIOOCTSJ: This is Our Only Chance to Save Josh AYSWCTS: Are You Sure We Can Trust Steven POYCS: Put On Your Containment Suits TPIO: The Portal is Open

*your dad turns on the news* 2 minutes later: this isn't news. 87 minutes later: who watched this nonsense?

1991: Caitlyn 2021: Keightlynne

nobody is talking about how hot #NormMacdonald is

#Facebook's new name will be:

people are paying 2 million dollars for an 800 square foot house with no sinks and GTA realtors are still like "your home SOLD! guaranteed!"

guys i just learned that birds are free. like if you see a bird you can take it. pets, food, whatever.

I wonder what Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey bonded about while making Superman Returns.

I know that Hudson's Bay | La Baie d'Hudson is known for their grocery section, but this seems like a lot for shipping.

#SidneyPoiter the director of Ghost Dad has passed away. He is remembered only for Ghost Dad.

Is crypto just Arbonne for guys who like Joe Rogan?

90% of Star Wars TV shows is like: go to Th'Tooh and speak to Gonda Beebo. He can tell you about The Sha'Blee. And Gonda Beebo is like: you must find Paz Weekle on Sih'Bibbu. She knows more about The Sha'Blee than any Sih'Bibbian that fought in the War of Dinndo Bleets.

Explain yourselves President's Choice #HeyPC