Twitter discovering that bisexuals are not homosexuals every 3 business months

“Claim 30% off X premium”

Broke boy elon get off my dick im not getting premium

Oh i just checked the weather in lebanon and i am probably not gonna make it 💀 aint no AC at my parents house

< 48 hours until drunk at bar in beirut with friends again aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Finally, unethical monogamy

Hearing trump speak genuinely gives me an aneurysm

The sumud flotilla is so heartwarming and empowering 😭 fills me with hope to see people not giving into despair

THE NEW GRANDSON ALBUM IS FIRE OH MY GOD

Non-monogamy is great until you realise it means spiralling bc they are not texting back is forever 🙃🔫

some of you would've wept and wailed at the funerals of slave owners. spines made of paper mache.

"Just to be clear im not celebrating his death" ok broke ass boring bitch nobody asked you

ppl in nepal are throwing their corrupt politicians into rivers while leftist americans are crying and making “he was bad but he had a family🥺” posts. y’all can stop fantasizing abt a revolution bc it’s not happening anytime soon if THIS is how you’re acting