Walking out of the gig to go get a pack of tums #old #unc

“The business was small last year. Now it’s big” Really great insight from the best of the best!

I’m bald as hell rn btw

Good morning, Happy Thanksgiving to you all! If you see this message, I am very thankful that you find me important enough to follow and want to hear my dumb thoughts Love you all x

Cringe but KFC & his podcast were huge as a young Jets fan in high school and college Best of luck

Eating an ungodly amount of leftovers for 1am

Chopped cheese and an Arizona at 11am kinda day

The stats don’t lie—you love music. You listened to it this year. Your favorite type of music was songs! You played a song on your phone.

The concept of Ovaltine mixed with plant based milk seems sinful compared to pure, whole milk

Need a Guinness STAT

Type shit

Bev lineup rn: Orange juice & Yoo-hoo

Guy who puts up an Out of Office while they take lunch

(Wife divorcing me) "All he ever does is make chili and stews!"

The bar should do a Guinness special for just me since I’m such a good boy

Need this to happen at a jets game fr

#NewProfilePic #Christmas

Yeah this made me wanna off myself