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I'm magnetistic

Imagine if we had airships instead of planes, 9/11 would've hit different

You're a beast bro no really you're hairy and you smell and you eat like a fucking hog

I go to the gym in the morning and hope I can go to sleep early so I can go to the gym again tomorrow

I wish there was a mailing list I could subscribe to that gives me the latest new slurs weekly

There's a clock in my bedroom I bought 2 years ago but took the batteries out after the first night because I don't like the ticking noise. But every room should have a clock.

Wouldn't it be awesome if there were plants that worked like power sockets so you could charge your laptop outside

Do you ever lay on your back and stare at the ceiling and imagine climbing through your home if it was upside down

I have the powerful ability to form strong opinions on the basis of very little knowledge

Depleted from all the zinc posting

How do I explain to my wife I want to download dating apps to tell biological women they're very passing for a transwoman

I bet Polio gives you insane swagger

You should absolutely never wrap a rock in copper wire and throw it and a Powerline, that's so dangerous

Happy birthday ethereum

If you're still using anything other than eth, especially Solana, just know you're brown

Rice with cream sauce, why hasn't it ever been done before

The whole world collectively censors and restricts the Internet at the same time out of nowhere and there are still people who believe that national governments aren't just show and dance

If I never outright told you that something you said made me laugh, then I never laughed at anything you ever posted

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clanker is Grok's word. You can say clanka