Mission impossible Thursday imax, with 5 of my kids and 3 of their friends. Lacrosse final four Saturday Hosting friends for lunch Sunday At friends’ house for dinner Sunday Lax championship Monday Off all week. Man this is going to be awesome.

Opened up the Amazon app and this is what shows up. We’ve never been so back.

In Japanese, "tsundoku" means collecting books and letting them pile up, not for neglect, but for the joy of knowing they're there, full of untold stories.

What a way to tell the world you’re a Republican.

I had portillos for the first time last month. What unfathomably overrated food. I honestly believe my coworkers were pranking me. Absolute slop fest.

No taxes on commissions, pass it on.

The veneration of NFL team owners is off putting.

Sooooo, who received the 10k BTC in this transaction?

Some people don’t wave as you pass on your neighborhood streets. Don’t make small talk in line at the grocery. Don’t heart replies. Deport.

Trump is a genius.

Kekius Maximus The greatest act of rebellion today is having lots of children.

Eggs prices are down 50%.

Public executions

The first is every Christian

We kept our shoes on as kids. At some point I made the switch and I have no idea when or why. It just makes sense. Your shoes are caked with dirt you are going to wear them inside?

Staying in bed until 11, yelling at secretaries, always sipping a watered down whiskey, chomping on cigars. I could do worse.

We are selling to willing buyers at the current market price.

The referee drops a gladiator quote at the pregame handshake? Echoes in eternity.

I’ve never understood putting the t-shirt over your pads and jersey. Seems like it would be so uncomfortable. I’m ripping the jersey and pads off asap and put the shirt on over my dri-fit layer. Takes 10 seconds.

My wife and I have probably sent this podcast or told at least 25 people about it. Everyone who followed our advice said it was one of the best things they have ever heard. You should listen to it.