#ME18 spotted this outstanding stolen Ford Fiesta. the driver clearly didn't fancy his chances in Halliwell Bolton. found abandoned on Irving Street after making off through back streets scattering bins!! vehicle recovered to be reunited with its owner! North West Motorway Police

#gmb ffs...let him talk

#dispatches so ..out of 80000 cars they have...ginny happens to find the one that slipped throgh the net....yeah.

The queen is late because she heard the first hour would be crap #diamondjubilee

Could'nt they get some decent dancers for the program.#georgegentley

Could'nt they get any decent dancers for tonights george gentley episode.#northernsoul

The acting in #soulboy is soo wooden.....but great music.

#bbc4 british passion on film.love the old film footage.I wish it could still be like that.

#xfactorusa Britney Spears thinks contestants are weird??.....hello !!

Pringles half price £1.24 at #tesco.....since when have they been £2.49??....Sick to death of tesco with their half price gimmicks.

£186 in credit with #npower.If you ask to have it recredited to your account,they put your monthly payments up.Robbing b***ards

Love you daddy!!....yeah thanks...turn off the lights #queenofversailles

Check out Brentford St on google earth.....its clean and tidy...even got hanging baskets....what the F**K went wrong? #peoplelikeus

I work a twelve hour day and when i get home i'm fucked #doggingtales

How am I going to keep warm this winter?...Time to chop up the furniture and put it on the fire thanks to #npower

#dedtdebabate Why the f**k is Katie Hopkins on this program?

@dedtdebate I'd show that Katie Hopkins the door....then slam it right in her fuckin face.

#debtdebate I'd show that Katie Hopkins the door....then slam it right in her fuckin face

Oscar Pistorius murder trial: live | via The Telegraph fw.to/qD3YnHW

#firstdates Nowt wrong with a woman drinking a pint!!