Today is 19 years without a drink. A wonderful day for the world and everyone around me. I put this out every year to let someone know that recovery is possible.

Hey, public service announcement Don’t be a jerk Contractors have a fee for that Can you do this change in scope cheaper? I could, but I won’t because you’ve been a miserable customer Have a great day

If this gets 10k retweets, we’ll start giving away free guns.

WHY WAS THIS A THING

Men perpetually underestimate feet but overestimate inches… for reasons

I’ve decided to go into the restaurant business I’m launching this tomorrow We’re gonna serve breakfast the old fashioned way Selling a 10% stake in the company. $20B valuation

We have 55 million people in the country on visa? Wow. No idea

What’s your breakfast order at Cracker Barrel? Scrambled eggs, hash brown casserole, bacon, biscuits and gravy, coffee

Still awake because if I got to sleep, work comes quickly Then I have to not give myself an ulcer Entrepreneurship is great. Thanks for asking

Something I finally agree with from the democrats

Original poster noted that Cracker Barrel CEO wants to base prices on neighborhoods around them. Walmart has been doing this for years just FYI

I didn’t realize photographers were the new realtors… several in the comments saying they won’t do a full job even though you agreed to a price for their time…

As an LSU fan, I’m really upset I can’t play an NCAA football video game with Jayden Daniels or Joe burrow

My number one post on this app is no officially a response to a post that went viral Guy saved a ton of money on a wedding by telling all the vendors it was a party Photographers are in my mentions saying they would lower the quality of work because of the “lie” or just not

Surprised it wasn’t a cowboys game

Tell me you’re in San Francisco without telling me you’re in San Francisco

If you have sales skills and process, think about starting a services business Seriously Most in the services business aren’t great at that side But also it’s way harder than you think

If you’re booking business select on Southwest and you’re not doing business travel, stop it You can frequently book first class for about the same price

Taking my son here to watch the LSU Clemson game Saturday night Haven’t told him So excited about this youtu.be/JMQbcGU_zkM?si…