Do you want Tesla to accept Doge?

So cool Rolling Stone updated their Top 500 songs of all time list for the 500 people who still read Rolling Stone.

"We're not into that stuff anymore." Penn State Football, probably. #collegegameday

"Cousins is releasing the ball too fast. He's not giving our defense enough time to rest, and that's why the Cardinals are scoring so many points." -Mike Zimmer, probably.

Better Title: Autistic boy needs drugs to tolerate his mom

Me: Decides to quit drinking. My heart: Oh thank God. Also me: Starts deleting 3 Red Bulls a day. My heart: this motherfucker

Since everyone wants to categorize Autism “severity levels”, I suggest these: Morning Leafblower Jaws Theme Netflix Startup Sound Please label yourselves accordingly

When she says I'm not the most autistic man that she's slept with

Ben Simmons is gonna so great in Brooklyn; they have strict gun laws, so he won't have to worry about shooting. espn.com/nba/story/_/id…

Heading to an open mic so someone can slap me

God, I miss drunk driving. How else is a man supposed to think