Quite the weather forecast tonight. House of paign alerted with tornado warnings. Wonder who could be behind this mess🧐. #incock

Great memories from the Mall of America back in ‘16. Teaching the boys young, gotta keep them focused on the mission

Feeling bad for all the geeds who are gonna get soaked waiting in Joes line. Thank god Sam Allen got me with line & cover🤞

T-36 hours left in paradise. Jarvis, Code switch to autopilot civilian mode for the next 3 months

Frat House Chef left the soda machine on. Whiskey cocks all night here I come

T-11 minutes till freedom. Can’t wait to slap the penjamin on my car ride back home. #weresoback

Every “Tswiftie” (die hard Taylor Swift fan) has bpd or worse

Cubs -1.5 & PCA O 0.5 HR is the definition of financial freedom

What’d i fucking say PCA the goat

Escape the matrix

Uber rating sitting at a solid 4.98 #flex

Zeebs fall rush ‘25 theme is hockey.. didn’t zeebs & Sexual Assault Expected (SAE) lose to the Taus & sigs in #TheGame Looks like the wounds haven’t fully healed Also running dolla a oxy hml - Dimez

Absolute mood killer, back too soon

Honestly this first week and a half back on campus has already topped the last 3 years. I shed a tear every time I think about the IBV S2 potential