The politicians have all evacuated, so the protesters are just stomping around a big empty building that THEY filled with bombs...?

White people looking for #MLK memes to post tomorrow:

Today my boss said, “I don’t really like collard greens. They’re too bitter.” I replied, “Just say the N-word!” So let me know if you hear of any job openings!

New episode of #SleepyheadPodcast with Duke Max “Carnival Lawyer” Ash is maybe the most revealing yet! itun.es/us/mZUK6.c

I love these people and this show x.com/jasminecomedy/…

445AM: Just got out of Myq (Parenthetical) Kaplan's bed after two and a half hours of recording three podcasts. Goodnight forever.

I talk to paranormal-loving Rysing (Maron) about gun violence and the fall of Twitter! itun.es/us/mZUK6.c

That is my one and only goal and it's working on me, too. x.com/hermyrtodd/sta…

This is so sweet, thank you! I was waking people up before it was woke to be woke 😏 x.com/izzybasile/sta…

I talked to ginny leise about why we're all expected to care about everything all the time! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/sle…

Just recorded a great episode with @SamanthaaaReece and Garageband iOS deleted the whole thing. So thank them for ruining my sleep.

If you hate Kerryn Kerryn Feehan on #MBFFL, she's on Sleepyhead Podcast! "Everybody's fat when I'm in a blackout." itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/sle…

One night, Myq (Parenthetical) Kaplan and I recorded 2.5 episodes of 2 podcasts in 1 bed. And it was great! itun.es/us/mZUK6.c

Rowan I 10/10 recommend Sleepyhead Podcast, some of my favorite episodes are the Ariel Elias, Mara Wilson, and Kerryn Feehan ones

Just got out of bed with @SamanthaaaReece and we talked about #littlekisses!!!

345AM: Just got out of bed with Eliza Martin Simpson and James Ortiz and we talked about which Beauty and the Beast character we'd fuck!

Go back to bed! x.com/marawilson/sta…

Stitcher! Or on my website jasminecomedy.com! x.com/paizybones/sta…