Remember when our timelines were porn bots and death videos? Now it’s just this fuckin dork. We used to be a country

They gave him his phone back and he’s about to start tweeting like dril

Kodak got elite taste in music

Sure it’s petty, but an artist’s music automatically becomes less appealing when I find out they grew up rich

Allons y Brandon

Someone give this man his burner accounts back

Not a single talent buyer in KCMO booked the mk.gee tour and that’s what’s wrong with this city

It’s been 2 years since Queen Elizabeth II passed away. What is your favorite Future song?

Everytime I’m inside a bar bathroom I think I hear Love Sosa playing outside and piss faster

This Sht Got My White Friends Asking If We Still Cool I Don’t Know Right Now Trevor

There could be a fire Curb episode about that rapper suing his label over a diss track

In Washington DC doing meetings trying to get this TikTok ban lifted.

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My current bit is emailing the executive board at my company to see if anyone will help me move a couch this weekend