I wonder what New York was like before Lena Dunham invented Brooklyn.

Made the mistake of throwing a can in the trash instead of the recycling at my east coast liberal arts school and now no one will speak to me.

Hooters for women, but the waiter is just a man who listens to what you have to say.

Idk how to flirt but I can show you the meme account my dead friend and I used to run.

Stop stalking your exes on Instagram and start stalking them on Letterboxd. He liked another girl’s Lady Bird review? He’s moved on.

I will never ever judge a woman for her taste in men because I was once in a situationship so bad it had me reading Normal People.

Date idea: you help me carry a rug home and that’s it, that’s the whole date.

At the point in the Girls rewatch where I feel like I’ve seen Lena Dunham’s boobs more than I’ve seen my own.

Girl So Confusing — Amadeus (1984) edit

I want Carrie Coon to be my mom, but in like a hot way.

I have a special talent for pulling up to Port Authority in some of the most horrendous fits you’ve ever seen.

Nothing scarier than seeing a grown man use Snapchat.

I swear national boyfriend day happens like 7 times a year.

This was the peak of cinema fyi

First people to be drafted in ww3 should be the straight men who listen to Fiona Apple.

80 degrees in New York in October? Close enough, welcome back Los Angeles.

Liberal arts students love telling me I look like Rachel Sennott.

Taught my boyfriend how to use Letterboxd #womeninmalefields

what doesn’t kill you texts you 6 months later