Monad is crazy fast, send it from meta mask to coinbase to sell that shit and its there as soon as you switch apps ✌️

Pons is like the Charlie Brown of crypto

“And you better not be a Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper, circa 1850 when I get there” Me:

“Must remain in seats for entirety of film”

x.com/skivvy44/statu…

Really wish Shaun White ‘s MeTooing would have stuck so I wouldn’t have to listen to him name drop each location he’s vacationed at while promoting his brand during the opening ceremony.

I hope the douchebag who runs this account gets hit by a fucking bus just hard enough that their death painfully takes multiple hours

This is the most “Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” shit I’ve ever heard lol

Can you imagine how much the chatbot fucks up this information lol. This is one of the least responsible things I’ve ever seen

A milli a year? He better be sucking the microplastics right out of my balls

Oh I thought it was from the strings

Mon a ga hela

Hey Pete Hegseth you the war queer or the alcoholic one?

lol that’s hilarious, haha oh man, sorry I thought you said 24 years. Lol could you imagine

Trumps fav bird