YES MY WORK COMPUTER STILL HAS WINDOWS XP!!

YES I WORK FOR A MULTI-BILLION $ INTERNATIONAL COMPANY WITH 126 LOCATIONS AT SOME OF THE GREATEST AIRPORTS IN THE WORLD!!

BUT I STILL HAVE WINDOWS XP!!

You can learn a lot about cities by how they light up at night bit.ly/1ABSdLH

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Once this gets 2,800 RETWEETS, 1 fan wins 2 RT tix from Virgin America. #BusterPosey #FaceOfMLB

WSJ EXCLUSIVE: Missed Rudder Inspections Prompt Southwest To Pull 128 737-700s Out Of Service -Sources (story soon on.wsj.com/wMkKm)

Leave it to see CNN asking those tough questions. Glad to know the air conditioning was not working

Thank you Embassy Suites by Hilton for not allowing me to use my HHonors account on a room I didn't book... Makes complete sense

How debris from Malaysia's Flight 370 could have floated to the island of Réunion nyti.ms/1UtI7VC #mh370

I WORSHIP THE DEVIL 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾👾💩💩💩💩💩

In response to Delta's on time guarantee we are padding all scheduled arrivals by 2-5 hours. They're going to pay big!!

'Are you an idiot?' Culture of umpire abuse in tennis aje.io/7wqn

First thing's first: Chris Christie told me personally that it was okay, he does that all the time with Port Authority folks.

Whatever life has in store for me next, I know it's going to involve swimming in vast pools of the wealth I received from United's customers

Agenda for a new day: research where I can use my lifetime travel privileges to go this weekend.

To those concerned about my legal situation, I remind you I'm a VERY wealthy white guy. I'll be running for senate in 12 months.

Having fun with @Cleave_Games live on ctt.ec/G3s8U+ -- Come hang out!

Yes, there is a hurricane in January thebea.st/1TZeB9l