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Sir Pascal

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calendar_today10-07-2022 06:12:54

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This trend of Instagram couples faking breakups or struggling relationships before they release a TV reality show has to be the worst bait ever. There's a fraction of Kenyans who don't care who dates who, who sleeps with who,which couples are struggling, or whose wife is a slut.

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Religion made us follow things we don't understand. Karl Marx described religion as the opium of the poor. It is easier to rob Africans with a bible than with a gun.Sad.

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If your total earnings is Ksh 100,000 per month, tell your family it is Ksh 60,000 and tell outsiders it is Ksh 40,000. Never let them know the correct figures.

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Men should be encouraged to visit Antenatal care clinics with their expectant significant others more. Male participation at ANC visits is associated with increased use of delivery and postnatal health services and reduced postpartum depression.

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I’ve been listening to Octopizzo since 2012.I have his Discography that being both albums and singles cause he is one of my favorite HipHop artistes in 254🇰🇪 and his artistry is unmatched and epic.OCTOPIZZO (Wuod Nyaboro) thank you for this masterpiece album ‘Kich Kaliech’.

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Is the same God listening to guys at Citam in Karen (with G4S vans and officers carrying firearms outside, ready to take millions collected to the bank) the same one listening to the guys yelling in those mabati shanties in Kangemi, and still the same one resting on Sunday?

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What's the role of prayers during national exams? Boosting candidates' memory? Confusing markers? Ensuring only known questions are set? Changing god's plan of failing some candidates?

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The current world population is 7.8 billion, out of which only 2.4 billion are Christians. If Yaweh and his son happen to be the right god, it means only 30.8% of the world stands a chance of going to heaven.

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Ksh 10,000 is the new Ksh 1,000 note.You buy a few things online and in a niche of time your Mpesa balance reads Ksh 10.98.Its like a view once picture.

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Ksh 10,000 is the new Ksh 1,000 note. You buy a few things online and in a niche of time your Mpesa balance reads Ksh 10.98. Its like a view once picture.

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Asians have a plan for Africa,Europeans have a plan for Africa, America has a plan for Africa but what is the African plan for Africa? Seems like everyone else has a plan for Africa except Africans who are only focused on going to heaven.

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A matatu carrying 14 passengers gets involved in a fatal road accident. 13 people die on the spot while one survives. Do we thank god for saving the one life or for killing the 13?