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If you’re a man be passing by your local in the evening once in a while,share some light moments with older men, drink some beer or water if you're a teetotaler. Drunk men are very honest, and older men are very wise and with invaluable wealth of knowledge.

I deeply love color black until it comes to thighs,that is where I draw the line.

Marriage Cheat Code 101: - Buy a property in your father’s or mother’s name. - Then let your dad/mom give you the property as an inheritance. - Inheritance are exempted from being shared during divorce. It’s called Separate Property vs Marital Property.

According to 2024 statistics, only 3.6% of Kenyans have more than Ksh. 100,000 in their banks accounts. What is consuming your money? Yes, YOU.

You spend the whole day with someone. They tell you they want to wed someone's daughter.Ivo tu.Not much details.Alafu usiku they add you on a WhatsApp group.Your name is number three, 3.Sir Pascal- Ksh. 100,000. There's hard eyes, and then there's foolishness.Mea bwana.

I’m in Nakuru City,Lord Egerton’s Castle to be precise. The man built a whole fortress to impress his fiancé Victoria. On her arrival,she mocked the castle,refused to marry him and took off immediately back to England. DON’T TRY TO IMPRESS WOMEN, JUST BE THE BARE MINIMUM GUY.

CS for Transport Davis Chirchir Polite reminder: Nairobi-Nakuru Highway needs urgent dualing. That journey should take 1.5 hrs instead of 4 hours buana.

Nakuru hukuwa imebeba madwanzi that's why prophet owuor had normalized to organize those circuses in this low budgeted city. Ukiingia Nakuru sai bila mask utaona taabu. Those cult members stay almost 5 days without taking shower. Ukipita CBD kunanuka Kariandusi buana.

Yesterday while in Nakuru, I met a lady I used to know. With her husband and seemingly happily married. This is the 6th woman I have met in the past 2 years who passed through my hands and ended up happily married. Ladies, I am not trying to say anything but use this info wisely.

You will end up like Montoya if you do this.

When your kids are born,reserve them an email address.Document their life.Over the years send them photos,notes,stories,kid-isms,scanned copies of their achievements etc.On their 18th birthday give them the password.

I’m in some bar along the coastal shores of Kenya. The guys have mercilessly sold me a bottle of beer at 380 bob. I’m in the company of a female who is a teetotaler and they sold me her Delmonte at 800 bob. Not taking alcohol is now more expensive. We don't have a country here.

Foreman: Hapo tutapiga majimaji. Tutafanya tu bila structural,200k ni mob. Hapa huwa tunaweka D16 tatu 😂😂

I have been living as a married man for a year now. A lot has changed in my house. Some women are awesome people, if you happen to lay your hands on them keep them. They will go to heaven.

When a baddie finally let's you hit and you feel your meat going soft:

10 horny players and Çalhanoğlu 🥸

As a man if you still come home after a long day and you open the door yourself to get in,you still have a long way to go. Someone needs to open the door inside for you and welcome you home then proceed to ask you how your day was.

As a married man, when it comes to marriage, the orders of priority are: 1) you 2) wife 3) children 4) your father 5) your mother 6) your siblings 7) her father 8) her mother 9) her siblings 10) other family members . . 100) your religious leaders End.

Men, If you want to know if she's the right woman for you, Ask yourself this: "Would I want my daughter to turn into the person she is?" If the answer is yes, Then she's the one.

USA: Perfect salaries. Gun issues & divided society. UK: Easy visa, free education & healthcare. Lower salaries & bad weather. Canada: Easy PR. Free education & healthcare. Deathly cold weather. Australia: Great weather,okay salaries. No free education. Choose your struggle!