Eating biryani until you bite into a cardamom pod

this is the photo that pops up when u click student life on a college website

A short story: “Do you have any proof of residence? Like a phone bill?” “Notice of traffic offence can? Most of my bills are digital” “Uhhhhhhhhhhh”

EMPLOYMENT ACQUIRED. Now i gotta figure out how to do the. part time gig alongside this full-time

My fucking god nbacentel is never wrong only early

“If you can get pregnant, you’re not a chi…”

What i want to do in sg but cant

Part-time gig potentially acquired (it could be long-term? dk yet)

Mmmm now i can listen to v10 engine

Me and the squad when that classic comes on:

Pondering the great mystery of whether to annoy mama

Man this class 2b license pain in the ass. How many defensive riding theory lessons does one need? Its all the same when you’re on the road - avoid honda vezel drivers.

This Sandra Bullock

7AM YOU ARE IN THE REVL GYM DOING HYROX WORKOUT WALLAHI FOR FUCK YOU THROWING MEDICINE BALL AT THE WALL FOR AT 7:01AM SIAL

Here we go

Then explain this

aries sun 🚩

HONDS JAZZ/FIT SUPREMACY! THIS IS THE GREATEST CAR IN THE WORLD

Me at my mothers funeral cracking jokes and i was the only one laughing