Liverpool report Man United to FA for unexpected starting XI shorturl.at/tuAhs

You have to be really retarded on several levels to come up with that tweet. Lowkey impressive

I truly despise duolingo for switching from heart to energy system. They say “we’re not punishing mistakes any more” but set up a bar that drops even when your answer is correct? Absolute capitalist twats ffs

“Not a whore (10+ bodies)”

“130,000 colorectal cancers were diagnosed annually” yeah thats the route to diagnose them

For a long time, I thought money was everything I needed, but the older I get, the more I realize it’s not just money I need it’s a ridiculous amount of it.

It has always been a 10.

Her bio says taken.

I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in human evolution.

Heavy is an empty wallet.

Hacunha Matata

I'm interested. Is there, like, zero volume?

Overheard her from the next room telling my little brother how much she loves me

Why should I manage my anger when my anger is the only thing that can manage you?

No matter how emotional football gets you, throwing objects at players or staff is a loathsome behavior.

When physicality aint your strength then saying things that are subtle but malicious, belittling, demeaning and backhanded becomes your speciality.

You dont know how defiant your ego is until you actually try to fight it

“It’s cool though not everyone is like that” and “it’s fine though you’re just not that guy” should show you women like this prey on men with low self esteem eager to be seen a certain way.

ብቻቸውን የማይሄዱት ስሙን አሳር ይሉታል

"Aint no sunshine" makes sense cause Bill withers when she's gone