I know I said I wasn't drinking this weekend, but I cant wait to drink this weekend.

It's not impressive to drink no-carb beer, we're still going to end up in the same McDonald's drive-through ordering a large double quarter pounder and 10 nuggets.

I've never met someone who sticks to the plan of, "I'm just having a few quiet ones."

Weird how my arms turn into rubber when someone asks if I want to have a sippy on the weekend.

The worst thing about Fridays is waiting for a socially acceptable time to crack a Sippy in front of my work colleagues

Is anyone else pretending to work?

Turns out it's not acceptable to crack a Sippy in a 2pm board meeting. If I stop tweeting it's because I've been sacked...

They're on a witch hunt for me, gotta hide in the bathroom until 2:30pm until the drinks come out.

Awkwardly waiting for your mate to finish his beer so he can get up and get the next round is the worst.

These Mondays seem to get longer and longer, it's only 9:43am.

This took me all day to make, please follow us so I still have a job. Thanks

Wish I didn't eat my lunch at 10am.

It's Wednesday. I'm actually going to try and do some work today, then reward myself with an easy Thursday into Friday knockoffs.

Just spent an hour in the brewery checking up on the beer, no one asked for me to be there, but I can tell they appreciated me being around.