"And then alone in the woods... you run into a.... WOMAN!" "AHHH STOP TOO SCARY AHHH!"

Conveniently left out a very important piece of information

I just came out of the weekly Secret Patriarchal Society meeting and I can say you’re correct

Bears are fucking awesome and magnificent creatures and I have to hate this weekly discourse because when I think of bears I’m immediately reminded of femcels with more SSRIs than blood in their system

No man has ever seriously said “I’d rather meet a bear than a woman alone in the woods” before this stupid discourse ever started. Literally not ONE

I just learned about this game. Watched the trailer and it gave me HUGE CoD zombies vibes, in a great way. I have to look into it more

I hate this.

This is incredible

Huge W. I felt really bad for what was happening to the game, community and most importantly development team. I’m glad the backlash got to the Suits at Sony

just got off of the phone with SONY and Arrowhead execs, as an apology they agreed to release an official Eagle-1 dating sim game don't ever tell me i dont do shit for ya'll ever again

That message REEKS of Reddit mod

follow me for more made up advice on how to be popular with the ladies

Slazac looking in horror as the group of missionaries he sent to America to educate le uneducated hillbillies get gunned down by a bunch of rednecks hiding in the woods of Appalachia

Was that the fucking FaZe Logo 😭💀

Beautiful thread

I don’t understand why they fired Spitz instead of the purple retard who accused someone of sexual assault

I’m all for the elimination of cartels, but even if we did kill the leaders of all of these groups, wouldn’t the next highest rank just take the leader’s place?

Who out here gettin they brain ate by a worm

The hell is this