Good morning pineapple, Looking very guud and very niiice

AMEN

My invasive thoughts need a cold ass shower. The fuck.

the greatest lock in ever

i lied

I didn’t have any guests over like I had anticipated today but at least my room is clean

NYPD is extorting people? Omg what a shocker 🫣

I was already dreading coming into work today. My mom just called me at the top of my shift to tell me that my cousin died last night…how tf am I gonna do this today?

I’m not getting high, I’m just pacifying myself for everyone else’s sake tbh.

1,000 bottles…fucking sicko

I know city hall hates to see them coming

Ok, I’m into this discourse..

There was a frozen piece of salmon at the bottom of my fridge I tried to cook after seasoning but I'm realizing this is a mango

Diddy jokes are so…

Yeah, I know lmao. I’d turn the blindest eye to my childhood trauma if I had a hefty bank account that fed me and my loved ones 😂

What a lovely day