What do you call a priest who is a lawyer? A father in law 🫠

Haa😆 that is a good one

Priest ate everything. Not even the crumbs remained

I think I'm ready for the convent,I knew sisterhood was my calling 🥱

👏🏽👏🏽congratulations.

I love wit in humans. Play of words is a sign of masterly and proficiency in a language...any language.

“Dependable God, it doesn’t matter what comes my way you are still God”

Apa we are winning! And not even in small ways. This God. This God! I just came to tell you that patience, discipline and prayer

Another gila for the priest. I think this one will put it pa Yango or car hire 🫠.

Next time bring it to us for perfect bootlid and bumper alignment.

Yo how do you comfort your mother who has just lost her father.. my grandfather🥲🥲. I always pride myself in having the ability to solve my mother’s problems as her first born taking up the role of my late father. Seeing her grief I felt useless that I can’t help ease her pain.

One day, you will find someone who will understand your pain and protect you from ever feeling it again.

This book is for the weary, the waiting, and the worn. If your heart feels heavy and your prayers feel empty, The Sacred Hour will guide you back to God’s healing presence, one day at a time. Start your journey today. Dm for a soft copy. Retweet.

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I was told smiling is “uncounsel” like.