In the interest of balance...

YOUNG PEOPLE: heres some slightly different language you can use to be more inclusive OLD PEOPLE: we are going to burn the entire earth to the ground

Deepfakes xkcd.com/2650

NO CYBER NUCLEAR ANYTHING. YOU REINSTALL THAT FLOPPY DRIVE THIS FUCKING INSTANT.

Hot air balloons kick ass. Are they safe? Not really. Can you stop if you don't like it? Think again. BUT can you steer? Listen don't bring that negative energy into this wicker basket ok I'm gonna light this flamethrower.

The first rule of naming something, never ask the British public.

"The 50-50-90 Rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong." — Andy Rooney

To say that someone’s behavior in one context is not germane in another context is a great way to protect abusers and expose people to danger. We live in one context: life. Actions and morality aren’t isolated to “work” and “non-work” lives. Make life hard for shitty people.

So many “influencers” and “optimizers” and “wellness” and “happiness” gurus don’t have partners or kids. Yes, strive to be healthy and excellent and all that, but sometimes the key to adult life—especially if you’ve got kids—is that you’ve just got to order a pizza and move on.

They could hang this in the Met and I wouldn't think something was amiss.

Kashmir Hill I get ads for fancy sports cars and mansions because I have a hobby of tricking the internet daily with questions like "How much gold can I pack in my luggage? How affordable are private zeppelins? and Are there any small countries for sale?"

Atburðir síðustu daga hafa vakið mig til umhugsunar og hef ég ákveðið að taka ekki við starfi móður minnar þegar ég næ 73 ára aldri.

babe are you ok? you’ve barely touched the dashboard you claimed was mission critical

Eight (8) penetration testing firms ("the companies") were contracted to perform a physical security assessment of a multi-story building that was, unbeknownst to them, equipped with fifty-six (56) "Home Alone"-style traps ("HAT's"). In this paper I will

To have but an ounce of the courage of the women and girls of Iran.

There are over 3000 billionaires in the world. We should at least have a Batman by now.

Ef þið eruð svo lánsöm að geta séð af fjármunum tímabundið (skattfrádráttur) þá er þetta tilvalinn dagur til að skoða almannaheillaskrá: skatturinn.is/atvinnurekstur…

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