Paul Bartel, ladies and gentlemen. That is all. Thank you. Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I LOVE Rock N Roll High School, so I did a pin of Mary Woronov (available now, cough cough). #shameless #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌

Paul Bartel was the very definition of a Camp Director. Thank you. I'll be here all night. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam Joe Bob Briggs

She COULD have just taken off his belt, but hey, full de-pantsing works just as well. Add another charge to the crimes. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam Joe Bob Briggs

This scene is absolutely fucking disgusting. I may actually vomit. That guy's feet all in a close up shot. #thelastdrivein #MutantFam Joe Bob Briggs

One thing I always love about cheap, exploitation movies... Whenever there's a scene of people fleeing in panic, there's at least one noticeable goober running with the biggest smile on their face. #thelastdrivein #mutantfam Joe Bob Briggs

Truly this must've been what the Cuban Missile Crisis was like for our parents and grandparents. #crackerbarreloldcountrystore #crackerbarrel #snowflakes

Tonight's about to get hellacious. Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

About damn time #thelastdrivein showed some Coffin Joe!

Maybe it's just me, but any time I see anyone with super long fingernails, I immediately think their ass MUST NOT be properly wiped. 🤮 Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #thelastdrivein #mutantfam #atmidnightillcleanyourass

My town's fucking weird.

R.I.P. Samuel M. Sherman.

Yay! The Final Terror! Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

Carved turnips are creepy but nothing's as terrifying Eddie's shit-yourself-scary exploding carrot. Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #thelastdrivein #splatterween #MutantFam

This was my parents' wedding song. (sniff) Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #thelastdrivein #splatterween #MutantFam

Whew! Thank goodness we don't have people with this kind of mentality anymore. Just in the movies. ....oh. Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #thelastdrivein #splatterween #mutantfam

I'm not a whiskey drinker and J&B tastes like chemotherapy, but if we're doing Giallo tonight, I suppose I have to have a little of this out of principle. Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #thelastdrivein #mutantfam

Gotta love that sweet poster of The Who at the Fillmore. Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #thelastdrivein #MutantFam

Man, I did not see that coming! Joe Bob Briggs Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam

I remember a time when Joe Bob Briggs said he's punch someone said anything remotely like 'Argento's use of diegetic music" and now look at him. Diana “Darcy the Mail Ghoul” Prince 🎃💌 #thelastdrivein #mutantfam